The Mormon Church is trying to censor the internet, which prompted the following responses:
That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-)
It's quite easy, if you freeze the water into the shape of a wheel and put the sharp stick through the middle.
"What do they teach in the schools these days?"
My Dad used to always say "Poking butter up a wildcat's ass"
I find it gives a good mental picture of difficult, and not worth trying.