v. amusing:

The Mormon Church is trying to censor the internet, which prompted the following responses:

1:
  That would be as easy as pushing water uphill with a sharp stick :-)

2:
  It's quite easy, if you freeze the water into the shape of a wheel and put the sharp stick through the middle.
  "What do they teach in the schools these days?"

3:
  My Dad used to always say "Poking butter up a wildcat's ass"
  I find it gives a good mental picture of difficult, and not worth trying.

Heh :-)