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... and ... queue blog:  Counting shapes  I have a friend who is a teacher of seven years old children. These children are not the bright sparks who will excel and become our leaders, they are the future factory workers on which the economy relies. Yesterday they were doing shapes. Circle, then square. My firend upped the ante and showed them a five sided shape. The pentagon, no one guessed it. Then he showed them a six sided shape and one of the girls raised her hand, "Is it a mexican, sir?" Ooooooh, so close. Dragonforce - Fire and the Flames Carol Smillie Let me quote from the wikipedia: In 2006, Carol took part in series four of Strictly Come Dancing in which her dance partner was Matthew Cutler. They came fifth in the competition.
In my opinion this should have read:In 2006, Carol took part in series four of Strictly Come Dancing in which her dance partner was Matthew Cutler. They died in the competition.
I fucking hate Carol Smillie and her fucking broken personality.When she suddenly appears on the TV with NO FUCKING GOVERNMENT WARNING I hate her so much I have to turn off the TV and sit in a quiet room with the lights out. Scrubbing my eyes with bleach to remove her ugly guly face and her stupid inane smile. You know in the movies when a submarine dives and those air horns go off? And red lights flash? They aren't air horns, that's Carol speaking. And those aren't red lights, that's your eyes bleeding. But what I absolutely hate about her is that she is called Smillie and she fucking smiles. How. Fucking. Dumb. I'd like to see someone kick her in the face a few times. I think Terry Wogan could make a lot of money for Children In Need with 'Lets all kick Carrol in the face while paramedics to their best to keep her alive.' Dressing Up Ideas Teen wolf (download logo's etc from film site, iron on transfer) A Transvestite. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. A bat.70's porno photographer. The Hitcher. Freddy, Jason etc... omg wtf I hate posting stuff from digg.com, but if you missed it: Eye Exam Ok, me mate Mark is opening a secret shop which I can't tell you nothing about cos, you know. I is sworn to keep it zipped. Like? But here is a sexy clue: Test your eyesight on girls. Damn. Hot jiggedey-woohaa. Murder Frankenstein Matchbox Dan gave me one of his musical 'hits mix' for happy Monday listening. So I copied it onto my iPod, but iPods being shit it took everything out of the mix folder and put each song under artist / album / song. I think I have listened to everything (some stuff was tricky to find - I now have three The Bloodhound Gang folders - argh!) One of the bands, the Murderdolls I remembered were linked to Marilyn Manson some how. So I looked them up on the wikipedia, and what I found was pure band name gold: Murderdolls (obviously) Frankenstein Drag Queens From Planet 13 Maniac Spider Trash Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster Satyricon Faster Pussycat The Napoleon Blownaparts From here we find the wiki page of Nikki Sixx, who has this amazing quote: "...he took me to a heroin apartment in a real shabby neighborhood. I was drunk and I remember I was very impressed that the dealer had clean needles. When he offered to shoot up for me, I let him. Big mistake. The problem with street drugs is you never really know exactly how potent they are from dealer to dealer, so I OD'd on the spot. My lips turned purple: I was gone. The story I heard was that the dealer grabbed his baseball bat and tried to beat the fucking life into me. He couldn't so he flung me over his shoulder to dump me in the trash, because nobody wants a dead rock star laying around. Then I came to...and I guess I had yet another dark secret to never tell anybody." |
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