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I love English
I started to love the English language when it occured to me that it doesn't make any sense at all. It isn't logical, it is just a bunch of rules that people agree on.
Here is a cool poem about pronounication: The Chaos.
And i bet you all £2.50 that there are words in the poem that you don't know how to pronounce
Watch this for a glimpse our future overloards. Run. For. The. Hills.
I have a friend who is a teacher of seven years old children. These children are not the bright sparks who will excel and become our leaders, they are the future factory workers on which the economy relies.
Yesterday they were doing shapes. Circle, then square. My firend upped the ante and showed them a five sided shape. The pentagon, no one guessed it. Then he showed them a six sided shape and one of the girls raised her hand, "Is it a mexican, sir?" Ooooooh, so close.
Dragonforce - Fire and the Flames
Let me quote from the wikipedia:
In my opinion this should have read:
I fucking hate Carol Smillie and her fucking broken personality.
When she suddenly appears on the TV with NO FUCKING GOVERNMENT WARNING I hate her so much I have to turn off the TV and sit in a quiet room with the lights out. Scrubbing my eyes with bleach to remove her ugly guly face and her stupid inane smile.
You know in the movies when a submarine dives and those air horns go off? And red lights flash? They aren't air horns, that's Carol speaking. And those aren't red lights, that's your eyes bleeding.
But what I absolutely hate about her is that she is called Smillie and she fucking smiles. How. Fucking. Dumb.
I'd like to see someone kick her in the face a few times. I think Terry Wogan could make a lot of money for Children In Need with 'Lets all kick Carrol in the face while paramedics to their best to keep her alive.'
Dressing Up Ideas
Teen wolf (download logo's etc from film site, iron on transfer)
Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
A bat.70's porno photographer.
Freddy, Jason etc...
I hate posting stuff from digg.com, but if you missed it:
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