Let me quote from the wikipedia:
In my opinion this should have read:
I fucking hate Carol Smillie and her fucking broken personality.

When she suddenly appears on the TV with NO FUCKING GOVERNMENT WARNING I hate her so much I have to turn off the TV and sit in a quiet room with the lights out. Scrubbing my eyes with bleach to remove her ugly guly face and her stupid inane smile.

You know in the movies when a submarine dives and those air horns go off? And red lights flash? They aren't air horns, that's Carol speaking. And those aren't red lights, that's your eyes bleeding.

But what I absolutely hate about her is that she is called Smillie and she fucking smiles. How. Fucking. Dumb.

I'd like to see someone kick her in the face a few times. I think Terry Wogan could make a lot of money for Children In Need with 'Lets all kick Carrol in the face while paramedics to their best to keep her alive.'